what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I need you to use more vowels.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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