She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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