Is it normal to miss your booty call?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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