What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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