i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
After tacos, we're chasing women.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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