Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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