He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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