Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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