I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
