my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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