I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
