Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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