quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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