My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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