so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
