dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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