Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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