Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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