how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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