Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
A+ Viking dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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