I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
smell my finger.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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