he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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