He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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