yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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