Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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