I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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