Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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