One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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