Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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