we're blogging at a bar
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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