i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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