found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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