Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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