just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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