You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
false alarm, still single
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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