what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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