Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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