glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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