You work out of a Hotel?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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