he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Too much gin, very little bucket
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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