Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
