found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i came on her dog
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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