Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
