just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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