is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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