currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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