My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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