i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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