i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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