YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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