I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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