Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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